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Chloe: You know, socially divisive cliques and hall passes aside, this place really isn't all that bad.
Lois: It's the varsity version of Dante's Seventh Ring.
Lois: Uh, no hard feelings here, cuz, but unlike you, the last thing I want to be is a reporter.
Chloe: Yeah, God. What could be worse than, you know, uncovering the truth and protecting the public?
Lois: And sticking your nose in other people's business.
Chloe: Like I said. You'd be perfect.
Chloe: Whoa. Either she spent an entire summer at a silicone farm, or I am shopping at the wrong makeup counter.
Lois: How old is she, 17? That's like messing with the batter before the cookies are even baked.
Lois: Call me crazy, but i've always been a firm believer that beauty... it's on the inside.
Dr. Fine: The people that say that are the ones who already have it on the outside.
Chloe: So I followed up on the Abby storyline, and it looks like Mother Makeover is gonna be playing "mirror, mirror" on the psych ward wall from now on.
Chloe: I'm off to see Clark Kent in a wet t-shirt. Care to join me?
Lois: Like I've never seen that before.
Clark: Come on, Lois! Didn't those guys on the base teach you anything?
Lois: Wouldn't you like to know? Doesn't matter 'cause you are going down.
Clark: That'll be the day.