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Lois: I need you to help me move out of the Kent's' next weekend.
Chloe: Oh, you took the apartment at the Talon? How are you ever gonna live without Clark?
Lois: One word - blissfully. How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham, I will never understand.
Lois: Hey 007. Nice of you to show up.
Clark: I'm starting to assume that means thank you.
Lois: This scumbag was about to air-cargo me to the honeymoon suite at the "Gropa" Cabana.
Detective Sawyer:: As a consulate guest in our country, Mr. Lyon can't be arrested or tried for any crime he commits on our soil. Even murder. I'm sorry, I can't touch him.
Lois: Well, I can. (knees Lyon in the groin)
Detective Sawyer: Some people live above the rules. Guess what? That's life in Metropolis. You want justice... I suggest you stay a little closer to home.
Lois: Oh and about the lap dance. If you tell anybody about it, your Elmer Fudd night-light will make a very public appearance.
Clark: Aye, Aye; Sailor.