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Clark: What is it you always say about Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. "Our annual sneak peak at hell." That must have been before Cupid struck.
Lois: Is it really wrong that I want these chubby cherubs to burst into flame? Clark: Welcome to the love fest.Lois: Yeah, and me without my Uzi. Chloe: Lois and Clark?
Jimmy: You got to admit, they got chemistry.
Chloe: Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together. Lois: Please tell me we weren't just set up.
Clark: Looks like it.
Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
Clark: I take it I'm the halibut.
Lois: Naturally. Chloe: I did some digging into our favorite Martian Manhunter, but it's just coming up empty.
Clark: Yeah, but we have another man hunter to worry about. Lois.
Chloe: Why does that make me picture her wielding an ax at every man in Metropolis?
Clark: She's only after one man. Lois is... into me.
Chloe: She's into you? What, like...
Clark: (shows her the CD Lois made)
Chloe: Wow. She really pulled out all the stops.
Clark: She's not herself, all right. It's like she overdosed on Love Potion No. 9 or something and it isn't funny!
Chloe: (giggling) Pretty funny. Lois: I knew I kissed you before--in the alley. You're Green Arrow.
Clark: Hardly. I was pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
Lois: Oliver? Oh, my God. All those times he disappeared. What is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Lois: I like the dorky farm-boy thing.
Clark: Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers...
Lois: Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
Clark: You know, Lois, I think it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent. Star: Something tells me Lois and Clark's destinies are a little more entwined than they realize. Jimmy: (about Lois) It's so weird to see her acting like a girl. Lana: I'm not a competition.
Clark: You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? (laughs) He's always wanted everything I've ever had and you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him and he's nothing but your consolation prize. Lois: Well, I guess it's best that neither of us remembers. I mean, I can't even really picture the two of us... You don't think that we...
Clark: Think that we what?
Lois: You know... that we...
Clark: No, Lois. I think I'd remember.
Lois: Yeah. 'Course you would. Highlight of your life.
Clark: Though I did find something. I think you made it for me.
Lois: White Snake. Wow. I must have really liked you. Clark: So, you're saying that I wanna kiss Lois, and keep Chloe in my back pocket, while the whole time I'm still in love with Lana?